Monday, January 18, 2010

If McCain is unable to use e-mail because of his finger injuries, why should he control the Nuke button?

How DARE you!! John McCain is an American hero. He served his country well when he was a POW and was giving the North Vietnam's American strategic positions for favorable treatment from his prison guards.If McCain is unable to use e-mail because of his finger injuries, why should he control the Nuke button?
The President has a military attache that carries the ';nuclear football';.. He is never more than ten feet away from the President. The President is given codes that are changed regularly. If the need arises the attache enters the codes and the President says when to launch. Interesting side note. Bill Clinton would drive off and leave his attache with the football after making appearances and would lose the codes on a regular basis.If McCain is unable to use e-mail because of his finger injuries, why should he control the Nuke button?
He can use the blunt end of his letter opener for that (nuclear button)





And Palin can read him his e-mail while sitting on his lap - they can talk about the first thing that pops up





Palin can share other missions from god while in the missionary position





See a little faith and a lot of grease and it really can work out just fine





LOL












Are you really dumb enough to think there is really just a button sitting somewhere to end the world?


Codes are ';The Button'; and a person is with the president at all time that can access those codes. Don't worry your tiny little brain about such a trivial thing.





He can say kill em all and that's enough.
Is this the best argument you could come up with? Sure, we should instead have a President who will hug and kiss terrorists and invite them to CIA headquarters for dinner! Yeah.....that makes me feel really safe!





OMG** randall flag** that is the funniest thing I have ever seen! Why doesn't the mainstream media go after this? WOW!
Two reasons:





The nuke buttons are pushed by well-trained, disciplined humans, who have actual fingers and arms that work.





They are not pushed by fuzzy muppet hands.





God help us if Oscar gets in control...



obama can't see the button.


http://www.secureputer.com/obamadeniedse鈥?/a>


or be in the same room
You people are getting really desperate to sink to this level. You need to stop watching the Sci-fi channel, move out of your parents basement, get a job, and grow up.
Whewwww! See there, that means ya'll never have to worry about him using that nuke button. Now you can go to bed tonight and sleep soundly.
Because there's not an actual BUTTON, per se.


That's a common mistake, it's okay.
Because he won't have to press it himself. It's about his ability to make decisions.





Would you really like to be accused of discriminating against someone with a disability?
they'll fabricate somesort of button thingie on his forehead and when he pounds his head against the wall in a rage, the missiles will launch
Genius, there is no button. Quit watching so many sci-fi movies.
Clinton didn't use email either. But his finger was somewhere else...... .. . ...
They'll replace it with an ';Easy'; button.
Voice Recognitions of course. I heard George Bush has bluetooth wired into his earlobe.
Dude, you're losing it.
Sarah can do the nuke button. no worries pal
I don't know if you guys realize this but there is NO actual red button on a desk...lol...sorry kids...

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