If you had a remote control for the opposite sex what would be your fave button to press?

haha i'd make sure it was constantly turned on!If you had a remote control for the opposite sex what would be your fave button to press?
Play-Play-Play...


Play-Buffering...


Play-Buffering...


Play-Enter...


Play-Enter...


Play-Enter..!


Pause...


Rewind that?!


Enter, baby, enter! Oh, my Antennaaaaa! Volume-volume, volume!!!


Slow Motion...


Eject...


Sleep.





That night after dinner... ';Replay';.If you had a remote control for the opposite sex what would be your fave button to press?
kiss me
I would use the menu button to re programme the whole thing,or press the ';mute';button.
fastforward (so any tasks that needed doing (like taking out the rubbish) would only take one hour, instead of 8)





or mute (obvious reasons!)
Play.





Going back in time is a waste





you know whats going to happen





Not forward because ill die quicker





I'll just like to stay where i am
Shirt off, shirt on, shirt off, shirt on....... I think i like Shirt off ;)





And, one to make out :D
fast forward, faster faster forward
The eject button
On!!! Power on!!!
the ';shed'; button
';get him high'; and ';auto hangover';- both would stop a guy from harassing their girlfriends ;)
The *GGGGgrrrrr* button.. ;)
Lower Expectations


Raise Gratitude
Wiggle About
Rewind...
the bj button
open, then for it would be insert, then eject lol
changing channels would be interesting
The ';get me a cup of tea'; button.
My hubby just said MUTE ....
Input or enter
the mute button....lol
channel 69
replay
the Eject
Rewind and pause when she gives me that great look.
Mute, as long as it muted all things that make noise.
Fast forward!
Turn into Johnny depp ;)
Slow motion. ;D