Is it true? That Chuck Norris' computer doesn't have a ';CTRL'; button because he is always in control?

Absolutely True!!!.Is it true? That Chuck Norris' computer doesn't have a ';CTRL'; button because he is always in control?
It is true, and here are some more true facts:-





Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.


Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.


Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the f*ck he wants.


Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.


Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


Chuck Norris can speak braille.


Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.


Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.


Chuck Norris puts the ';laughter'; in ';manslaughter';.


Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.Is it true? That Chuck Norris' computer doesn't have a ';CTRL'; button because he is always in control?
When chuck norris' doctor told him to watch his sugar, chuck norris told the doctor to watch his mouth
Nor does he have a command button, because no one commands Chuck Norris to do ANYTHING!!
YES


Chuck Norris can do anything
Yeah.


He got mad and tore it off.